"I aM NOT

 EXAGGERATING

 WHEN i SAY

 EVERY MOMENT

 ON, IN, OR NEAR

 THAT THING

 IS DANGEROUS."

"it's our

 inalienable 

 HUMAN RIGHT

 TO BE

 BAD HUMANS."

"you're being

 haunted

 by the ghost

 of your

 dead wife.

 Maybe you

 should just

 shut up and

 go with it."

"First one with

permanent

 brain damage

loses."

"SPIDER TANKS?

I LOVE THE

SPIDER TANKS!"

"do I look like the

greatest affront

to humanity since

Genghis Kahn?"